Sasa has diet pills! Oh, ah!
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| I'm not quite this bad off, but you get the idea. BSC has some strange advertising. |
Right now I'm in the midst of a crisis - I want to buy some ridiculous diet pills from Sasa. Yes, yes, I know, they don't work, but the placebo effect is real and if shelling out $70 for something stupid will help me drop 10 pounds, then I would see it as a success and some well spent money! Plus, I want to purchase some awesome bath salts. Japanese bath salts are the best! ^____^ They make the tub so pretty and awesome...
Anyway! These are the pills I am wanting to buy: BSC.PRO®24 Hours Bye-Bye Belly Pellet. I want to get these because of the extra 3rd pill, compared to some other version on Sasa. Yes, a 3rd pill that probably does absolutely nothing, but IT'S PURPLE. Okay? Okay, right.
Just look at these claims:
Major Effects:
◎Dissolves unnecessary fats around belly area
◎Shapes wavy and attractive body curves
◎Increases elasticity of skin fiber, minimizes pores and fights oxidation
Additional Effects:
◎Boosts and firms breasts
◎Soothes discomfort during menstrual periods
◎Soothes emotion, enhances sleep quality and relieves anxiety and stress
I'm totally in. I just have to make sure my mail carrier is smart enough to get my current in-transit EMS package to me first before I blow money on this crud. I'll post updates when they get here and how they work! I'm a work in progress. At 160 pounds, I need to lose a few more to be in the normal range. And by a few, I mean 30, but who is really counting?